December 2011
339 posts
I GOT MY NIPPS PIERCED TODAY
I can’t wait until I’m driving my own car. I can fill it up with all of my trash. And make it smell the way I like. I can hang meaningless shit from my rear view mirror. I’ll keep hundreds of dollars stashed under my seat and have 10 outfits in my backseat. I can go where ever I want. When ever I want. I’d drive all night. I love being in cars. It always calms me down. Its...
Me: is that cake
Me: no, i can't have any
Me: ok, I'll just smell it. Ok
Me: maybe a small sliver.
Me: or just a tiny... Tiny, teeny, tiny piece.
*1 hour later*
Mom: WHO ATE THE ENTIRE CAKE